Disney’s “Alice in Wonderland” is almost upon us, promising the same sort of gee-whiz Tim Burton visuals that you decided whether you’re into or not a long time ago. This guy checked out around the time that “Planet of The Apes” happened. Seriously: Mark Wahlberg? That ending? Kind of a beating to sit through, Tim. Whatever happened to the Tim Burton that made “Beetlejuice” and “Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure”? Eh, anyway, the above picture points out a startling similarity between Johnny Depp’s appearance as the Mad Hatter in Burton’s upcoming film and pop superstar Madonna. The resemblance is striking, no?
Thanks to Comedy Examiner readers “Mike R.” and “Cheryl S.” who sent this one in. I had a good laugh over this one while debating whether or not I was gonna go and see “Alice” when it opens in a few weeks. Something about Helena Bonham Carter with that enormous skull is just turning me off from the whole thing, and now I’ve gotta worry about picturing Johnny Depp breaking into “Lucky Star” through the whole damn movie. Think I’ll wait for BluRay on this one.
Year Movie Name
1984 Nightmare on Elm Street, AA Nightmare on Elm Street
1985 Private Resort
1986 Platoon
1990 Cry-Baby
1990 Edward Scissorhands
1991 Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare
1993 What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
1993 Benny & Joon
1993 Arizona Dream
1994 Ed Wood
1995 Nick of Time
1995 Dead Man
1995 Don Juan DeMarco
1996 Cannes Man
1997 Donnie Brasco
1997 Brave, TheThe Brave
1998 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
1998 L.A. Without a Map
1999 Sleepy Hollow
1999 Astronaut’s Wife, TheThe Astronaut’s Wife
1999 Ninth Gate, TheThe Ninth Gate
2000 Chocolat
2000 Before Night Falls
2001 From Hell
2001 Man Who Cried, TheThe Man Who Cried
2001 Blow
2003 Once Upon a Time in Mexico
2003 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
2004 Happily Ever After
2004 Finding Neverland
2004 Secret Window
2005 Libertine, TheThe Libertine
2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
2005 Corpse Bride
2006 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
2007 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
2007 Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
2009 Public Enemies
2009 Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, TheThe Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
2010 Alice in Wonderland
2010 Tourist, TheThe Tourist
2011 Rango
2011 Rum Diary, TheThe Rum Diary
2011 Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
2011 Jack & Jill
2012 Dark Shadows
2012 The Lone Ranger